عالم البنات النسائي كل ما يخص المرأة العربية من ازياء وجمال والحياة الزوجية والمطبخ
Husbands for sale
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A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men
The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights
There is, however, a catch
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband
:3_4_8:
: On the first floor the sign on the door reads
Floor 1 – These men have jobs :8_8_18
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes
:The second floor sign reads
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids :10_14_3[1
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again
:The third floor sign reads
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking :frasha19:
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” And up she goes
:The fourth floor sign reads
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework :3_13_1
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight
:The fifth floor sign reads
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak :df: !!
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes
:The sixth floor sign reads
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor
:ghj: 😆 dfsg:
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please
Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day
