Husbands for sale <\/p>\n
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A husband shopping center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men <\/p>\n
The store is comprised of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights <\/p>\n
There is, however, a catch<\/p>\n
As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building and you can never re-enter<\/p>\n
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband
\n :3_4_8: <\/p>\n
: On the first floor the sign on the door reads
\nFloor 1 – These men have jobs :8_8_18 <\/p>\n
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last husband, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes <\/p>\n
\n:The second floor sign reads<\/p>\n
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids :10_14_3[1 <\/p>\n
The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again <\/p>\n
\n:The third floor sign reads<\/p>\n
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking :frasha19: <\/p>\n
“Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?” And up she goes<\/p>\n
:The fourth floor sign reads<\/p>\n
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework :3_13_1 <\/p>\n
“Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight<\/p>\n
:The fifth floor sign reads<\/p>\n
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak :df: !!<\/p>\n
“Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes <\/p>\n
:The sixth floor sign reads <\/p>\n
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor <\/p>\n
:ghj: \ud83d\ude06 dfsg: <\/p>\n
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please <\/p>\n
Thank you for shopping at Husband-Mart and have a nice day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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