{"id":613440,"date":"2007-06-05T03:06:42","date_gmt":"2007-06-05T00:06:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=613440"},"modified":"2007-06-05T03:06:42","modified_gmt":"2007-06-05T00:06:42","slug":"you-know-you-are-living-in-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/you-know-you-are-living-in-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005    \ud83d\ude06 ddsw <br \/>\nwhen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\n1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<\/p>\n<p>2. You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years.<\/p>\n<p>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<\/p>\n<p>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.<\/p>\n<p>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is<br \/>\nthat they don&#8217;t have e-mail addresses.<\/p>\n<p>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.<\/p>\n<p>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.<\/p>\n<p>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn&#8217;t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.<\/p>\n<p>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your<br \/>\ncoffee.<\/p>\n<p>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )<\/p>\n<p>12. You&#8217;re reading this and nodding and laughing.<\/p>\n<p>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.<\/p>\n<p>14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list.<\/p>\n<p>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn&#8217;t a ..9 on this list.<\/p>\n<p>AND NOW U.R LAUGHING at yourself. :frahtgydd <\/p>\n<p>Have a nice day :fragghagi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 \ud83d\ude06 ddsw when&#8230; 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven&#8217;t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1746,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-613440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-71"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1746"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}