{"id":478082,"date":"2014-02-06T20:36:12","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T17:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=478082"},"modified":"2014-02-06T20:36:12","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T17:36:12","slug":"%d9%86%d9%83%d8%aa-%d8%a8%d9%80%d9%80-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/%d9%86%d9%83%d8%aa-%d8%a8%d9%80%d9%80-english\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0646\u0643\u062a \u0628\u0640\u0640 English"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
\nWow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
\n“Wrong number,” replied the girl.<\/p>\n

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\n?” JACK: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do
\n” TEACHER:” Of course not.
\n.” JACK: “Good, because I haven’t done my homework <\/p>\n

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\nOne day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
\nHe stood up in front of the class and said, “Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?” o
\nAfter a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
\na “Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you’re a moron?” the professor asked.
\nThe kid replied, “No sir, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”<\/p>\n

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\n? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat<\/p>\n

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\nTwo boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
\nThe teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
\nOne boy answers, “We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
\n“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
\nThe boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.<\/p>\n

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\n I hope you like it \ud83d\ude1b <\/font><\/font><\/font>
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