{"id":377935,"date":"2007-04-18T02:29:02","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:29:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/?p=377935"},"modified":"2007-04-18T02:29:02","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T23:29:02","slug":"the-simplified-chinese-language","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/the-simplified-chinese-language\/","title":{"rendered":"The Simplified Chinese Language"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=\"center\">\n<p>            <b><font size=\"3\" face=\"Times New Roman\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ahajokes.com\/funpages\/chinese01.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b><font face=\"comic sans ms,times new roman\"><font size=\"+1\"><font color=\"#777700\">The Simplified Chinese Language&#8230;<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/b><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"5\">For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better!<\/p>\n<p>Ai Bang Mai Ne &#8211; I bumped into the coffee table<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"5\">Chin Tu Fat &#8211; You need a face lift <\/p>\n<p>Dum Gai &#8211; A stupid person <\/p>\n<p>Gun Pao Der &#8211; An ancient Chinese invention <\/p>\n<p>Hu Flung Dung &#8211; Which one of you fertilized the field?<\/p>\n<p>Hu Yu Hai Ding &#8211; We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive<\/font><br \/><font size=\"5\">Jan Ne Ka Sun &#8211; A former late night talk show host <\/p>\n<p>Kum Hia &#8211; Approach me<\/p>\n<p>Lao Ze Sho &#8211; Dawson&#8217;s Creek<\/p>\n<p>Lao Zi &#8211; Not very good <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"5\">Lin Ching &#8211; An illegal execution <\/p>\n<p>Moon Lan Ding &#8211; A great achievement of the American space program <\/p>\n<p>Ne Ahn &#8211; A lighting fixture used in advertising signs <\/p>\n<p>Shai Gai &#8211; A bashful person <\/p>\n<p>Tai Ne Bae Be &#8211; A premature infant <\/p>\n<p>Tai Ne Po Ne &#8211; A small horse <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"5\">Ten Ding Ba &#8211; Serving drinks to people <\/p>\n<p>Wan Bum Lung &#8211; A person with T.B. <\/p>\n<p>Yu Mai Te Tan &#8211; Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you <\/p>\n<p>Wa Shing Kah &#8211; Cleaning an automobile <\/font><br \/><font size=\"5\">Wai So Dim &#8211; Are you trying to save electricity? <\/p>\n<p>Wai U Shao Ting &#8212; There is no reason to raise your voice <\/font><\/font><\/b><b><\/b>\n        <\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Simplified Chinese Language&#8230; For most of us, Chinese is a very difficult language to learn or understand. Hopefully, these simplifications will help you understand the Chinese language just a bit better! Ai Bang Mai Ne &#8211; I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat &#8211; You need a face lift Dum Gai &#8211; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1263,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-377935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-71"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1263"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.satfrequencies.com\/girls\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}